30 Jul 2008
BIG BROTHER'S LITTLE BITCH! JULY 30
DREADFULLY DULL EXCITING BIG BROTHER UPDATE!
Maysoon (so interminably boring that Chas couldn't find any discernable feature upon which to base a nickname) has been removed from the Big Brother house and is to set stand trial at the Hague for putting the entire viewing public into a coma!
Not really, but her actual exit, much like her tenure in the house was a tiresome, non-descript, instantly forgettable affair. She shed a tear, bid a grey goodbye to the housemates who managed to stay awake long enough for her to finish her sentence and faded away. Or perhaps she remains in the Diary Room, cunningly disguised as a wallpaper. It's so hard to tell with Maysnooze
Chas says: Good riddance to bland rubbish. Roll on Friday when Morbidly Mobese and Eunuch Luke will be thrown upon the mewcy of the cwowd and, hopefully, booed into oblivion. Or in Mobese's case, at least into Over-eaters Anonymous.
