09 May 2009
Legoland at Eurovision?
What do Eurovision and Lego have in common?
Earlier this week, a man dressed as a Lego charachter presented himself at the offices of the European Broadcasting Union in Geneva to formally request that Legoland be admitted to the Eurovision Song Contest next year.
The EBU are dealing with the request and let us not forget that micro states as small as Legoland have already been admitted to the Eurosong family. Andorra and San Marino have not made an impact on the score board yet. Luxembourg has abandoned ship. Liechtenstein is dragging it feet. The Vatican is too busy covering up abuse scandals and chasing gays.
That leaves just one "nation". Gayland. We have our own flag. There are a lot of gay singers and we have amazing stylists. Televoting would pull in votes from everywhere. I think I´ll fly to Geneva on my trusty broom to convince the powers that be to let us enter.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GO9bEq5UESE&feature=related