03 Jul 2008
BIG BROTHER’S LITTLE BITCH: JULY 3
A task where the housemates have to act like animals? How could they possibly fail?
Hilariously, Jen (no point giving her a nickname cos a) she’s a dull cretin and b) she’s going tomorrow) and Jabba the Goodtime Gal, had to be seals and were periodically splashed with cold salt water by Granpa Mario. Ha! Cue lots of bitching and crying but sadly, no viral pneumonia.
Jen vs Richie Rex: who will go?
The house, Rex included, seems convinced that he will go. Heartening to see this year’s crop are living up to the high intellectual standard set by their predecessors, non? But Rex’s bizarre self esteem issues coupled with his head of luscious ginger locks, may yet conspire against him. However, Jen is a two-faced slut with a capital TFS so Chas’ money is on her.
Next to go will be Jabba the Becks – she’s a liar AND she picks on Mohammed even though the poor guy is a harmless, bed-wetting mess since the Alex debacle. Chas cannot wait to see Jabba’s fat face when she hears Jen is going. Let’s see her comfort eat on basic rations - Ha!
Chas says: Jabba, a piece of advice: if you’re gonna binge, you’d better purge. Capiche?
Chas says: Bye Jen, you second rate Cheryl Tweed wannabe. Chas is so bored of your dull little face and your unfathomable powers over Stewpid and Duh-Dale. Back to the grey suburbs of Newcastle and filthy tenement that spawned you, tout suite!