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30 Jun 2008

BIG BROTHER'S LITTLE BITCH! JUNE 30

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Post Denis: With all the testosterone flying around the girls seriously run the risk of becoming pregnant if any of them inhale sharply (well not Lisa obvious because the steroids took care of her ovaries long ago)

Casper the Friendly Albino (aka Darnell) finally developed a spine AND a voice all in the same day! He tried it on with very pissed Becs (she said no, presumably because she can’t commit herself to anything that isn’t a pork pie) and stood up to generic geordie slapper Jen.  

Chas says: His eyes may be pink and watery, but Casper sees right through that bitch!

With Phlegm-gate still fresh in the housemate’s minds, breakfast post Dennis’ removal was a tense affair, and quickly descended into mayhem when Jen squawked “May justice be done!” at the news that the scheduled eviction would still take place.  

Jen has revealed herself to be an incredibly calculating shrew. The two generic meat-heads Dale and Stu (short for ‘Stupid’?) seized the Phlegm-gate situation as an excuse to further vie for the attentions of Helen of Croy(don), Jen. Chas has seen a lot of stupid bitches, but shit! This one could pick up the gold at the Crufts Special Olympics!

Anyway, they took it in turns to storm into Rex’s room and DEMAND an apology for the not-so-Fair Lady. Nice, but he’d already apologised. Then came the spitting.

Chas says: Spitting? What, are we in Shakepearean times all of a sudden? Headbutting is the 21st century way of expressing displeasure (or an abundance of salvia).