29 Jul 2008
Make me a Supermodel
I found myself watching Make Me a
Supermodel on Living TV last night, and discovered telly’s best gay show by
far. It’s, like, totally all about homoeroticism.
The format is designed to give Tyra Banks a
run for her money and features both female and male models competing for the
fashionable fame. Instead of Tyra, however, the queen bee is black male model,
Tyson Beckford and the girl models are all but relegated to the second
division.
The boys are all, obviously, hot, and
they’ve clearly been told by the show’s director never to wear tops. Last
night’s show featured the developing relationship between gay model, Ronnie and
married ‘straight’ model, the absolutely beautiful Ben. While Ben’s wife cried
about missing him on the phone, Ben and Ronnie horse-played in a highly sexual
manner, kissing and licking along with general wrestling on a bed. Ronnie
admitted to camera that he had feelings for Ben, and that he thought Ben was
not adverse to a bit of man-on-man action.
Then a tattooed GI Joe type bootcamp exercised
the sweaty, scantily clad boys for a while before the all got involved in a
shoot, which had them divided into couples with the girls for some bedroom
action in tight underwear.
Only, Tyson paired two straight girls and
two uber straight guys, Perry and Casey, together for the ‘fun’ of it.
So, it’s
a Monday night, there’s nothing much on TV, save the increasingly defunct Big
Brother, and here’s two incredibly hot straight men really getting into each
other (see the pic!) and absolutely lovin’ it…
God, how times have changed.